INTRO AND VERSE RIFF
"Whatever."
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D|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|0-66--8-----|
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E|0-44--66666-|0-44--66666-|0-44--6-----|
VERSE ONE - PLAY RIFF AFTER TALKING
"I went down to the beak and saw Kiki, she was all like 'Uh!' and I'm like 'Whatever!'
RIFF
"Then this chick comes up to me and shes all like 'Aren't you that dude?' and I'm like 'Whatever!'
RIFF
"So later, I'm...I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up to me and shes all like 'Aw...' and I'm like 'Whatever!'"
RIFF
CHORUS - IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS ;)
"Cause this is MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER!"
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D|0665555-5555|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|
A|0663333-5555|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|
E|044-----3333|0-44--66666-|0-44--66666-|
"And this is MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER!"
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G|---5555-----|------------|------------|
D|0665555-5555|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|
A|0663333-5555|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|
E|044-----3333|0-44--66666-|0-44--66666-|
"~And this is MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER!~"
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G|---5555-----|------------|------------|------------|
D|0665555-5555|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|0-66--8-----|
A|0663333-5555|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|0-66--8-----|
E|044-----3333|0-44--66666-|0-44--66666-|0-44--6-----|
VERSE TWO - JUST LIKE VERSE ONE (Whatever...)
"And then it's 3AM I'm on the corner wearin' my leather, this dude comes up and he's like 'Hey Punk!' I'm like 'Yeah Whatever!'"
RIFF
"Then I'm throwin' dice in the alley, Officer Leyroy comes up and he's like 'Hey I thought I told you_' and I'm like 'Yeah Whatever!'"
RIFF with an extra bit like this:
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D|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|0-66--8-----|
A|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|0-66--8-----|
E|0-44--66666-|0-44--66666-|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|0-44--6-----|
"And then up comes Zathon I'm like 'Yo Zathon Wazzup?' He's like 'Dawg' I'm like 'That's Cool.'
CHORUS AGAIN!!
"Cause this is MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER!"
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B|------------|------------|------------|
G|---5555-----|------------|------------|
D|0665555-5555|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|
A|0663333-5555|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|
E|044-----3333|0-44--66666-|0-44--66666-|
"~And this is MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER!~"
E|------------|------------|------------|------------|
B|------------|------------|------------|------------|
G|---5555-----|------------|------------|------------|
D|0665555-5555|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|0-66--8-----|
A|0663333-5555|0-66--88888-|0-66--88888-|0-66--8-----|
E|044-----3333|0-44--66666-|0-44--66666-|0-44--6-----|
I dunno how the heck to do the farty style thing at the end. Not that you'd want to know. Whatever.
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