Gm D# twice
I know what you're all wondering
SOLm SOLmHave Tripod ever been to Japan
MIbBut you're ignoring a much bigger question
Why don't the Japanese have a space program
MIbWhy aren't there any Japanese astronauts
SIb FA# SOL#Have you ever seen a Japanese astronau________t
I'll tell you why you haven't seen one
MIbI'll tell you why
SIb FA MIb SOLm
You can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're an astronaut
FAIt's those damn fat gloves
And you can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're in zero grav
FACos the tea goes everywhere
SOLmThe tea goes everywhere
SOLm MIb
Japanese culture's always fanscinated me
From their traditions to their modern way of life
MIbBut all their elegance and rich history
SIbDoesn't sit well with my interest in space
SIb FA MIb SOLm
Because you can't carry out a ninja style assassination dressed as an astronaut
It's the luminous fabric (you're too visible)
SIb FA MIb SOLmAnd they don't let you use a samurai sword when you're an astronaut
FAYou might puncture the suit
SOLm
You might depressurize
Like a gremlin in a microwa_____ve
SOL# DO#But it's those damn fat gloves
FAThey're the main problem
You can't nurture your tamagotchi
FA FA#You can't make an origami swan
SOL# LA SIbM MIbHave you ever tried to get a used panty vending machine into a space shuttle
Well I've tried and they don't let you
FA#Fucking NASA red tape
Interlude:
SOLm MIb
I couldn't reconcile the two things that I loved
SOLmSo I threw away my dreams of outer space
I had to find myself a whole new job
SIbMaybe in the sports arena I would find a place
SIb FA MIb SOLm
But you can't do a Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're a boxing champ
FAIt's those damned fat gloves again
Those confounded puffy mitts loom in front of my face every night in bed
FAI'm haunted by fat gloves
SIbYou can't drink sake, you can't do bukkake
Or ride a Kawasaki
MIb FA#When you're an astronaut
F#(let ring) G#(let ring)
And they don't let you be an astronaut on Japanese tele
A#(let ring)
Cos you're not enough of a red herring
Capo 3rd fret version
Intro
Em C twice
MIm DO
I know what you're all wondering
MIm MImHave Tripod ever been to Japan
But you're ignoring a much bigger question
SOLWhy don't the Japanese have a space program
DOWhy aren't there any Japanese astronauts
Have you ever seen a Japanese astronau________t
LAI'll tell you why you haven't seen one
DOI'll tell you why
SOL RE DO MIm
You can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're an astronaut
It's those damn fat gloves
SOL RE DO MImAnd you can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're in zero grav
RECos the tea goes everywhere
The tea goes everywhere
Back to verse
MIm DO
Japanese culture's always fanscinated me
MImFrom their traditions to their modern way of life
But all their elegance and rich history
SOLDoesn't sit well with my interest in space
SOL RE DO MIm
Because you can't carry out a ninja style assassination dressed as an astronaut
REIt's the luminous fabric (you're too visible)
And they don't let you(Ooooh) use a samurai sword when you're an astronaut
REYou might puncture the suit
MIm
You might depressurize
RE MIm MIbLike a gremlin in a microwa_____ve
But it's those damn fat gloves
REThey're the main problem
MIb SIbYou can't nurture your tamagotchi
You can't make an origami swan
FA FA# SOLm DOHave you ever tried to get a used panty vending machine into a space shuttle
DO SIbWell I've tried and they don't let you
Fucking NASA red tape
Interlude:
MIm DO MIm DO SOL DO SOL DO
I couldn't reconcile the two things that I loved
MImSo I threw away my dreams of outer space
DOI had to find myself a whole new job
Maybe in the sports arena I would find a place
But you can't do a Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're a boxing champ
REIt's those damned fat gloves again
SOL RE DO MImThose confounded putty mitts loom in front of my face every night in bed
I'm haunted by fat gloves
SOLYou can't drink sake, you can't do bukkake
REOr ride a Kawasaki
When you're an astronaut
A#(let ring) C(let ring)
And they don't let you be an astronaut on Japanese tele
G(let ring)
Cos you're not enough of a red herri
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