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All D chords are strummed four times, except the very first one. Everything else is strummed
twice. Strum Pattern: b= base note b V b V b V b V... ect... (steady throught song)
Use D then slide up to Dsus2, then strun Dsus2 then slide back down to
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Dear Penis, I dont think I like you any more,
SOL LA RE
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor,
SOL LA RE
Oh dear penis, I dont like you any more.
SOL LA RE
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
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Thats all we needed, to get by.
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Now it seems things have changed, and I think that your the one to blame dear Penis,
LA RE
I dont like you any more.
RE LA RE
Dear Rodney, I dont think I like you anymore,
SOL LA RE
Cause when you get to drinkin, You put me places ive never been before,
SOL LA RE
dear Rodney, I dont like you anymore,
SOL LA RE
Why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship,
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Come to terms with truly how we feel
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If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home for ever dear penis,
LA RE
I think I like you after all.
SOL LA RE
Oh and Rodeny, while your shavin, shave my balls.
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