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CHORUS Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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walking home from our house Christmas Eve
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You can say theres no such thing as santa
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but as for me and grandpa we believe
MIm RE
She'd been drinking too much egg nog
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and we warned her not to go
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but she forgot her medication
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and she wandered out the door into the snow
When we found her Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack
there were hoofprints on her forehead
and incriminating claw marks on her back
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It's not Christmas without grandma
all the familys dressed in black
and we just cant help but wonder
should we open up her gifts or send them back !
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Now were all so proud of grandpa
he's been taking this so well
see him in there watching football
drinking beer and playing cards with cousin mel
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Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig
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I've warned all my friends and neighbors
better watch out for your selfs
they should never give a license
to a man who dirves a sleigh and plays with elfs !
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