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She cooks with lard Loves hot food bars
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A quart of sweet tea and fried pork skins
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Can't get enough eats till she's stuffed
SOL DO RE SOL
Go's to the bath room and she comes back again
RE DO SOL
She thinks she looks just like Madonna
DO SOL RE SOL RE
When she runs her greasy fingers through her bleach blond hair
DO SOL
Most sometimes she'll place another order
DO SOL RE
And lordy have mercy on that little bitty chair
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She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles
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Eatin me outta house and home
SOL RE DO RE
Her booty size well it outta be illegal
SOL RE DO RE
She has a hard time sittin on the throne
SOL RE
Hamburgers, Hotdogs
DO SOL
Cheese fries, and Coldslaw
SOL DO RE SOL
A dozen bear claws yum, yum, yum
SOL DO SOL RE
Loves sausage links, hates diet drinks
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Takes up both seats in a two seater car
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Her doctor said, lay off the bread
SOL DO SOL RE
But he didn't say nothing bout a Snickers bar
RE DO SOL
She drinks sweet milk by the gallon
DO SOL RE SOL RE
And shed never eat a salad or a Lean Cuisine
DO SOL
And she'll lay spread out on the hammock
DO SOL RE
After she's done her damage at Dairy Queen
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MIm DO
No you won't find her name on the weight loss of fame
SOL RE
Down at Jennie Craigs
MIm DO
'Cause when she eats em' out at the Waffle House
SOL RE
They'll bring in more ham and eggs
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