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Intro
C, F, C, G, F, C, G, F, C
DO
I play in a band
FA DO
We're the best in the land
SOL
We're big in both Chelsea and France
FA DO FA DO
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
FA DO SOL
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
DO FA DO
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
SOL
These other gals mean nothing to me
FA DO FA DO
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
FA DO LAm
'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see
Chorus
FA DO
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
FA DO SOL FA
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
DO
She kissed me!
SOL FA DO
And I only bought her one round
DO
I can bench press a car
FA DO
I'm an ex football star
SOL
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
FA DO
Girls just can't keep up
FA DO
I'm a really love machine
FA DO SOL
I've had far better sex while in jail
DO
I designed the Sears tower
FA DO
I make two grand an hour
SOL
I cook the world's best duck flambe
FA DO
I'll take the pick of the litter
FA DO
And girls jockey for me
FA DO LAm
I don't need these lines to get laid
Chorus
DO
I'm the man of the night
FA DO
A real ladies delight
SOL
See, my figure was chisled from stone
FA DO FA DO
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
FA DO SOL
Come last call, I'm never alone
DO FA DO
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
SOL
It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
FA DO FA DO
With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
FA DO LAm
I'm just here in this dump for the game
Chorus x2
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?
DO
I'm a pitiful sight
FA DO
And I ain't all that bright
SOL
I'm definitly not chisled from stone
FA DO
I'm a cheat and a liar
FA DO
No woman's desire
FA SOL DO
I'll probably die cold and alone
DO
But just give me a chance
FA
Cause deep down inside
G>
I swear I got a big heart of gold
DO
I'm a monogamous man
FA
No more one night stands
G>
Come on, honey, let me take you home
Chorus x4
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