SOL# SOL#/SOL FAm7
I'm counting out time,
SOL#/MIb DO#7+
Got the whole thing down by numbers.
SOL#/DO SIb
All those numbers! Give me guidance!
MIb7 SOL#
O Lord I need that now.
SOL#/SOL FAm7
The day of judgement's come,
SOL#/MIb DO#7+
And you can bet that I've been resting,
SOL#/DO SIb
for this testing, digesting every
MIb7 SOL#
word the experts say.
FA# DO#/FA SOL#/MIb
Erogenous zones I love you.
SI FA#/SIb SOL#7
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
SOL#7
Found a girl I wanted to date,
Thought I'd better get it straight.
Went to buy a book before it's too late.
Don't leave nothing to fate.
SOL#7/MIb SIb7 DO#
I studied every line, every page in the book,
RE RE/DO SIb
Now, I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look.
SOL# SOL#/SOL FAm7
I'm counting out time,
SOL#/MIb DO#7+
hoping it goes like I planned it,
SOL#/DO
'cos I understand it.
SIb MIb7 SOL#
Look! I've found the hotspots, Figures one to nine.
SOL#/SOL FAm7
still counting out time,
SOL#/MIb DO#7+
got my finger on the button,
SOL#/DO SIb
"Don't say nothin' - just lie there still
MIb7 SOL#
And I'll get you turned on just fine."
FA# DO#/FA SOL#/MIb
Erogenous zones I love you.
SI FA#/SIb SOL#7
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
SOL#7
Touch and go with 1-6.
Bit of trouble in zone No. 7.
Gotta remember all of my tricks.
There's heaven ahead in No. 11!
SOL#7/MIb SIb7 DO#
Getting crucial responses, dilation of the pupils.
RE RE/DO SIb
"Honey get hip! It's time to unzip,
to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip. Whipee!"
( SOL# SOL#/SOL FAm7 SOL#/MIb DO#7+ SOL#/DO SIb MIb7 SOL# ) 2x
SOL# SOL#/SOL FAm7
I'm counting out time,
SOL#/MIb DO#7+
reaction none to happy,
SOL#/DO
Please don't slap me,
SIb MIb7 SOL#
I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail.
SOL#/SOL FAm7
I'm counting out time,
SOL#/MIb DO#7+
I got unexpected distress
SOL#/DO
from my mistress,
SIb MIb7 SOL#
I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away.
FA# DO#/FA SOL#/MIb
Erongenous zones I question you
SI FA#/SIb SOL#
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
SI FA#/SIb SOL#
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
SI FA#/SIb SOL# DO#m
Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.
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