Drum intro...then
D|----------3--3~--7--7~--8--8~--10--10~
A|----------3--3~--7--7~--8--8~--10--10~
E|----------1--1~--5--5~--6--6~--8----8~~
Play this all the way down to the solo...
On a tuesday afternoon, My mom came into my room
And said get the f**k up otta bed, And get a god d**m job
So I told her hey f**k you mom, And threw the phone at her head
But I missed and hit her in the cunt, So I slammed the door in her face
And said don't barge in my room, Or I'll kick you @$$ and call the cops
And tell them I'm abused, And you'll wind up in jail
While I snowboard in vail, No one to post your bail
Cuz daddy loves me more, He says that you're a...
<<for the solo stay in the same pattern with the chords, just alittle
different>>
<<then play the same chords for the chorus with these words>>
Your worthless, your lazy, your stupid, alittle over weight.
Now give me twenty bucks.
No make it fifty bucks.
<<then a bass solo with the same notes>>
<<then play softly the chords with these lyrics>>
Now mom writes me letters, i write return to sender
Let her rot in her cell, I watch the dogs mate on her bed
So sorry mommy I had to pawn,the china, silver, and all your jewelry
I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes..
Like you
<<then repeat chorus and then just play those chords for alittle longer and
say a bunch of jumble. end it on B#
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