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( Intro MI )
MIb MI
How do you do, I
FA# SOL
See you've met my
SOL# LA
Faithful handyman.
MIb MI SOL SOL# LA LA
MIb MI
He's just a little brought down
FA# SOL
Because when you knocked
SOL# LA
He thought you were the candyman.
MIb MI SOL SOL# LA LA
MIb MI
Don't get strung out
FA# SOL
by the way I look.
SOL# LA MIb MI
Don't judge a book by its cover.
MIb MI
I'm not much of a man
FA# SOL
by the light of day
SOL# LA MIb MI
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
MI SI
I'm just a sweet transvestite
LA MI MIb MI
From Transexual, Transylvania.
MIb MI
Let me show you around
FA# SOL
Maybe play you a sound.
SOL# LA MIb MI
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
MIb MI
Or if you want something visual
FA# SOL
That's not too abysmal,
SOL# LA MIb MI
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
MIb MI
I'm glad we caught you at home,
FA# SOL
Could we use your phone?
SOL# LA MIb MI
We're both in a bit of a hurry. Right.
MIb MI
We'll just say where we are,
FA# SOL
Then go back into the car.
SOL# LA MIb MI
We don't want to be any worry.
MIb MI
Well you got with a flat,
FA# SOL
Well, how 'bout that?
SOL# LA MIb MI
Well, babies, don't you panic.
MIb MI
By the light of the night
FA# SOL
It'll all seem alright.
SOL# LA MIb MI
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
MI SI
I'm just a sweet transvestite
LA MI MIb MI
From Transexual, Transylvania.
MIb MI
Why don't you stay for the night? Night.
FA# SOL
Or maybe a bite? Bite.
SOL# LA MIb MI
I could show you my favourite ... obsession.
MIb MI
I've been making a man
FA# SOL
With blond hair and a tan
SOL# LA MIb MI
And he's good for relieving my ... tension
MI SI
I'm just a sweet transvestite
LA MI MIb MI
From Transexual, Transylvania. HIT IT! HIT IT!
MI SI
I'm just a sweet transvestite, Sweet transvestite
LA MI MIb MI
From Transexual, Transylvania.
E (with a slide!)
MI
So - come up to the lab,
SOL
And see what's on the slab.
N.C.
I see you shiver with antici ...
MI
... pation.
MI
But maybe the rain
SOL
Isn't really to blame.
LA
So I'll remove the cause.
MI
(chuckles) But not the symptom.
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