Standard tuning
intro DO LAm DO LAm DO LAm FAm SOL
DO LAm DO LAm
It's college time again, September's alomost here
DO LAm FAm SOLm
Hanging with freshman girls, frat partie kegs of beer
DO LAm DO LAm
I see the girl i've wanted, Mixer at Delta Chi,
DO LAm FAm SOL
We take some Oxycontin, Dave Matthews getting high.
Prechorus:
FAm SOL FAm SOL
And then as I undress her, I start my stimulus
Fm G (stop) Fm Am B C Am
She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus
Chorus
DO LAm DO LAm DO LAm DO LAm
I'm the bad professor, I'm the bad professor
DO LAm DO LAm FAm SOL DO LAm
A tenure titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad man
Verse 2:
Tutoring at her apartment, turns into a slow dance
Hey baby whats your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
I say if you roll, I'll throw in financial aid
Prechorus:
I hope you boned up for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram
Who gives a shit about the essay test,so lets skip it and get to the oral exam
Chorus
I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad, man.
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