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Tuning: EADGBe
This song is really easy, just basic chords the whole way through
[First part: gentle strumming]
SOL RE
I came down to the breakfast table
DO SOL
felt like I could cry
SOL RE
I tried so hard but wasn't able
DO RE
to look you in the eye
SOL RE
For I am feeling so much shame
DO SOL
Yes I have brought disgrace
SOL RE
Can tell I've soiled my good name
DO RE
By the look upon your face
[Strumming picks up it's pace]
SOL RE DO RE
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
SOL RE DO RE
No use denyin' it, well I was really crankin' it
SOL RE DO RE
Well it's not my fault, and it wouldn't be so bad
G D C [pause] G D C D
If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad
SOL RE DO RE
Talk to me dad
SOL RE DO RE
No I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door
SOL RE DO RE
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
SOL RE DO RE
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
SOL RE DO RE
like blood and guts and starvin' kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes
SOL RE DO RE
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
SOL RE DO RE
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
SOL RE DO RE
Well dry your eyes and don't be so sad
G D C [pause] G D C D
But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had
SOL RE DO RE
Talk to me dad
SOL RE DO RE
Yeah, the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
SOL RE DO RE
So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish"
SOL RE DO RE
Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand
SOL RE DO RE
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
SOL RE DO RE
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
SOL RE DO RE
No use denyin' it, well I was really crankin' it
SOL RE DO RE
Well please calm down and don't get mad
G D C [pause] G D C D
Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad
SOL RE DO RE
It's not that bad
SOL RE DO RE
It's not that bad
SOL RE DO RE
Talk to me dad
SOL RE DO RE
When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so
SOL RE DO RE
It must be really creepy when your kid is pushin' thirty
SOL RE DO RE
But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack
SOL RE DO RE
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
SOL RE DO RE
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
SOL RE DO RE
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
SOL RE DO RE
Well dry your eyes and don't be sad
G D C [pause]
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-
G D C [pause]
Just because it was your bed, it's not that-
G D C [pause] G D C D
Now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad
SOL RE DO RE
Talk to me dad
[outro]
SOL RE DO RE x2
[ring out on G]
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