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LAm REm LAm
There are Russians int the front yard, there's Martians on the ceiling
REm MIm LAm
There's a Cape buffalo on the patio and you ask me how I'm feeling
REm LAm
There's a sniper by the swingset, the highway has been mined
REm MIm LAm
Then here you come with a great big smile singing, rise and shine
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LAm MIm LAm
Well, there's nothing you could say that will get me up today
REm MIm
Nothing you have ever said that can drive me from this bed
LAm REm MIm
You can call me lazy, crazy, call me stupid, I don't care
LAm REm MIm LAm
I ain't gettin' up, cause its dangerous out there.
LAm REm LAm
There's a hunter from New Jersey in my kitchen drinking beer
REm MIm LAm
There's a Texan out my window with a chainsaw and a lear
REm LAm
I could take a walk around the block to shake me from this slumber
REm MIm LAm
But there's student drivers out today and one has got my number
LAm REm LAm
There's a pounding on my front door its enough to make me scream
REm MIm LAm
Why, its two girl scouts, one Jehova's Witness and a whole SWAT team
REm LAm
So listen to me, darling. Please heed these words I say
REm MIm LAm
Its too scary here in February dear, set my snooze alarm for May
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