~ = let ring
* = staccato (short, sharp note)
^ = play one octave up
h = hammer on
p = pull off
/ = slide up
\ = slide down
(M) = muted until (N)
note: all chords are played as power chords! (5ths)
tuning: all standard!!!
(note: verse and bridge chords are muted except when: ___(N)___ )
(intro)
LA RE LA MI LA RE LA
LA RE DO# SI (2X)
(verse 1)
LA RE MI
down on haley haley street
LA RE MI
where the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap
___(N)____
LA RE MI LA RE DO# SI
you never know just who youll meet on haley
LA RE MI
crack dealer looks at his door
LA RE MI
winks his eye and waits for his whore ___(N)____
LA RE MI LA RE DO# SI
she dont want to turn tricks anymore on haley
(chorus)
RE SI
you dont have to walk the straight and narrow
LA MI
as long as you drive up in a camaro-o
LA RE DO# SI (2X)
(verse 2)
LA RE MI
tattoo parlor why dont you hang out
LA RE MI
let em show you what its all about
___(N)____
LA RE MI LA RE DO# SI
were gonna help you work it on out on haley
LA RE MI
dont need no licence dont need no subpeona
LA RE MI
you can hook up with your friend regina
___(N)____
LA RE MI LA RE DO# SI
makin fun if you know what i mean on haley
(chorus)
RE SI
you dont have to walk the straight and narrow
LA MI
as long as you drive up in a camaro-o
(bridge)
LA RE LA MI
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
LA RE LA MI
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
LA RE LA MI
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
LA RE LA MI
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
LA RE LA MI
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
LA RE LA MI
(heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ya-e-ya ohh ohh haley)
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
LA RE LA MI
(heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ya-e-ya ohh ohh haley)
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
A D C# B (2X) end on A
(bassline throughout song is basically)
D------------4-4-4-4-|
A-------2-2----------|
E--0-0---------------|
(intro)
(play 2 E~s then play):
G------2-3-2-3-2-|
D----2-----------|
A--1-------------|
E----------------|
(verse 1)
MI
im not the one you dream about
MI
and im not the one who can live without (live without)
MI
im not the one who you wanna see
MI DO# SI LA
im not the one who you want to be seen with
(chorus)
SOL# DOm LA SOL#
and when youre tired of all the jerks
DOm LA SOL#
and youre tired of all the work
DOm LA MI
and youre tired of being hurt
G# A B E~
you will long for the comfort of my golfshirt
(verse 2)
MI
im not the one who was an old time punk rocker
MI
i was listenin to rush and tryin to feather my hair back
when all that stuff went down
MI
im not the one who was in a high school hardcore band
MI DO# SI LA
i sat in my room scorin with ms pacman
(chorus)
SOL# DOm LA SOL#
and when youre tired of all the jerks
DOm LA SOL#
and youre tired of all the work
DOm LA MI
and youre tired of being hurt
SOL# LA SI
you will long for the comfort of my golfshirt
(bass plays):
D--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-------------------------------------------------|
A------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-0-0-4-0-----4-0-|
E----------------------------------------------------------4-4-----|
(solo (2X):
E------------------------------|
B------------------------------|
G--9---------------6-----------|
D--9---------1h2p1-6-1h2p1-----|
A--7-6h7p6-2-------4-------0---|
E----------------------------4-|
(ending)
(bass plays a version of the solo for first 2 lines)
no tats no piercings no hats no grungebeard baby yeah
no tats no piercings and no hats no grungebeard baby
E^~ B~ C#~ A G#
yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e
E^~ B~ C#~ A G#
yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e
MI SI DO# LA SOL#
yeah no tats (no tats) no piercings no hats (no hats) no grungebeard baby
MI SI DO# LA SOL#
yeah no tats (no tats) no piercings no hats (no hats) no grungebeard baby
MI SI DO# LA SOL#
yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e
MI SI DO# LA SOL# MI
yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-yeah
(for ending just slide up and down fretboard and land on E!)
(verse 1)
E~
LA SOL# FA# MI FA# MI FA#
sorry we broke up sorry i missed you
RE DO# SI LA SI LA SI
sorry i wanted only to kiss you
LA SOL# FA# MI FA# MI FA#
sorry i promised to love you forever
RE DO# SI LA SI LA SI
made you feel guilty oh when you left me
(M)
LA SOL# FA#
sorry i showed up at your party
RE DO# SI
sorry i drank up all the bicardi
LA DO# FA#
sorry i puked up on your bedspread
(N)
RE DO# SI
sorry i wanted to be your boyfriend again
(chorus)
RE LA MI
what can i do its over its over its over its over
RE LA MI
what can i do i am a loser
(verse 2)
LA SOL# FA# MI FA# MI FA#
RE DO# SI LA SI LA SI
(M)
LA SOL# FA#
sorry i saw you and i heard birds sing
RE DO# SI
sorry i touched you and i heard bells ring
LA SOL# FA#
sorry i jacked off outside of your window
RE DO# SI
while you were sleeping i thought youd never know
LA SOL# FA#
sorry i showed up at your wedding
RE DO# SI
sorry i tried so hard to get in
LA SOL# FA#
sorry i screwed up your pictures
D C# B (N)
sorry i had sex with your sister
(chorus)
RE LA MI
what can i do its over its over its over its over
RE LA MI
what can i do i am a loser
(bass solo then):
MI-----
SI-----
SOL--2--
(verse 3)
A------------------------------------|
E---------5---------4-------2--------|
sorry we broke up sorry i missed you
A---------5-----4-------2------------|
E------------------------------------|
sorry i wanted only to kiss you
A------------------------------------|
E---------5---------4------------2---|
sorry i promised to love you forever
A---------------5-----4-----------2--|
E------------------------------------|
made you feel guilty oh when you left me
sorry i showed up at your dinner
sorry i said those things to your father
LA
sorry i crashed through your window on acid
RE DO# SI
sorry i made a mess sorry i bled to death
(chorus)
RE LA MI
what can i do its over its over its over its over
RE LA MI
what can i do i am a loser i am a loser oh oh
RE LA MI
what can i do its over its over its over its over
RE LA MI
what can i do i am a loser
(end with):
E------------------------|
B------0-----1-0---------|
G--2-4-----2-----4--1-2--|
(bass plays this twice):
A---------|
MI---3-2-1-
(after first time)
waaaaaaaahhhh
(2X)
SOL FA# MI LA--2-3-2-0-
E----------|
(verse 1)
(M)
SOL FA# MI SOL FA# MI
ya she shes bustin out
SOL FA# MI
put the suitcase in the pinnow
(N)
G F# E~ E E E
and get the hell out of ohio
(chorus)
DO RE SI
she gets on that great highway
DO SI LA
doesnt want to be anywhere
RE SOL FA# MI
shes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh
RE SOL FA# MI RE
shes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh
(verse 2)
(M)
SOL FA# MI SOL FA# MI
ya he hes got a master plan
SOL FA# MI
ya hes gonna make a fortune
(N)
G F# E~
panning gold out of a bottle of gold slegger
shot by shot by shot
(chorus)
DO RE SI
he gets on that great highway
DO SI LA
doesnt want to be anywhere
RE SOL FA# MI
hes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh
RE SOL FA# MI RE
hes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark
(bridge)
DO
she lays down in the grass
LA
on strawberry hill
SOL
he is there
RE
smelling like nicotine and peanut butter
you gotta love her
(solo)
E---3-5-7-8---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7----10-------|
B-----------------------------------------10----7-8---|
ya she
E---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7--5-7-5-2-3~-|
B-------------------------------------------|
she doesnt wanna change this time
theres a hunger in her soul
SOL SOL SOL FA# FA# FA#
for tater tot casserole
MI MI MI
with the crispy on the outside oh oh oh
(chorus)
DO RE SI
she gets on that great highway
DO SI LA
doesnt want to be anywhere
RE SOL FA# MI
shes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh
RE SOL FA# MI RE
shes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh
(ending)
SOL FA# MI RE
i hate this world this stupid world this screwed up world
SOL FA# MI RE SOL
i hate this world this fucking world
(bassline throughout song):
A------------3-5--5-5-5-1-2--2-2-2-2--3--3-3-3-2--|
E---3--3-3-3--------------------------------------|
A------------3-5--5-5-5-1-2--2-2-2-2--3-2-3-5-3-2-|
E---3--3-3-3--------------------------------------|
(intro)
A----------------------------|
E---3~---3-5-3---3-3/5-5-5\3-|
(verse 1)
i bought van halen one it was the best damn record
i ever owned T G and Y 1978
SOL
two-hand tapping guitar technique
really got me off erection yeah
D~ C~ CCCCCCCCC
aint talkin bout love im on fire
(chorus)
SOL RE SI DO SOL RE SI DO
tomorrow may come tomorrow may never come again
SOL RE SI DO SOL
cant you hear jamie cryin shes runnin with the devil
RE SI DO
oh loooooord oh looord
A----------------------------|
E---3~---3-5-3---3-3/5-5-5\3-|
(verse 2)
i bought women and children first fair warning
and van halen two dance the night away
SOL
1984 my favorite record yeah i wore it down
might as well jump might as well jump
(chorus)
SOL RE SI DO SOL RE SI DO
tomorrow may come tomorrow may never come again
E---15--------14---11----12-|
B---------------------------|
SOL RE SI DO SOL
cant you hear jamie cryin shes runnin with the devil
RE SI DO
oh loooooord oh looord
(verse 3)
is this what you wanted? sammy hagar
sammy hagar is this what you wanted man
dave lost his hairline but you lost your cool buddy
RE
cant drive '55 ill never buy your lousy records
A--------5------2------------3------------------------5--|
E--3--------------------------------------3--------------|
again again again never again never again never again
A-------2------------3-------------------------5------------2---|
E---------------------------------3-----------------------------|
never again never again never again never again never again
A-------3-------------------------5-----------2--|
E--------------------3---------------------------| C
never again never again never again never again never again
no no no
(chorus)
SOL RE SI DO SOL RE SI DO
tomorrow may come tomorrow may never come again
E---15--------14---11----12-|
B---------------------------|
SOL RE SI DO SOL
cant you hear jamie cryin shes runnin with the devil
RE SI DO
oh loooooord oh looord
solo (play this twice)
E---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---2---2---2---2----|
B-----3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3--|
E---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2----|
B-----3---3---3---3---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4--|
E---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----|
B-----5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5--|
(ending)
SOL RE SI DO
jump jump jump jump jump jump jump might as well
SOL RE SI SI
jump jump jump jump jump jump jump might as well
SOL
ju-ump
(intro)
MI SOL# LA MI LA MI LA SI
oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
(verse 1)
i saw her at the club she was standin with a frech girl
bonsoir julie pup? yes she had a beautiful smile
and they met at face to face went back to his place
she sat on his face and now its history
LA SI
the rest is history she sat on his face and the rest is history
(chorus)
DO# MI SI LA
thats why he cried he lost he lost everything
DO# MI SI LA
thats why he cried he lost it all he lost it all to
DO# MI SI LA
diana diana part german part hispanic
DO# MI SI LA
diana phillipino diana where did you go
(verse 2)
i saw her downtown she was standin with the cool girls
she was hangin out with steve and that was where she wanted to be
she was workin at the place where they sell veal parmijan
LA LA SI
now shes gone now shes gone yeah shes gone oh so gone
(chorus)
DO# MI SI LA
thats why he cried he lost he lost everything
DO# MI SI LA
thats why he cried he lost it all he lost it all to
DO# MI SI LA
diana diana part german part hispanic
C# E^ B A E--5~--
diana phillipino diana where did you go B------
oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
(M)
MI SOL# LA MI LA MI LA SI
oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
(N)
MI SOL# LA MI LA MI LA SI
oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
MI SOL# LA MI LA MI LA SI MI SOL# LA MI LA MI LA SI MI
E-----------------| diana ahhh
B----5--4--2--0---|
(played simultaneously through song except chorus)
(bass plays)
D-----------2---2---2---2---6--|
A---3--3-----------------------|
E------------------------------|
(while guitar plays)
D-----------------------------|
A--------3----3---3---3---3---|
E-----------------------------|
(after 2X)
oh
(after 4X)
D---------------------------8-8-8-8-7-7-7\5--5/7\5\3-|
A---5\3~--3/5--5/7--7\5\3----------------------------|
E----------------------------------------------------|
(verse 1)
i i met a girl she was standing on the dance floor
of the club she was a very very pretty girl
so i went up and talked to her and when you share
your thoughts with soooomeone you feel close to theeem
(chorus)
DO FA DO FA
nosering girl i love you
DO FA DO FA
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
DO FA DO FA
nosering girl i love you
DO FA DO FA
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
(verse 2)
yeah she had pretty hair and beutiful eyes and a
dalmation jacket (dalmation jacket)
and she was the kind of girl who you would give up
eating meat for no more salami no more steak or potatoes
yeah you would walk on down to the health food store
and buy humace and taboolie and babaganousch
and rice cakes rice cakes rice cakes
(chorus)
DO FA DO FA
nosering girl i love you
DO FA DO FA
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
DO FA DO FA
nosering girl i love you
DO FA DO FA
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
(verse 3)
as it turns out she was the cousin
of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend steve
my very good friend steve but she didnt like me
she said i was a drunkard an alchoholic
a weirdo a freak! a freak?
DOm SIm RE
nosering
(chorus)
DO FA DO FA
nosering girl i love you
DO FA DO FA
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
DO FA DO FA
nosering girl i love you
DO FA DO FA
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
DO FA
i want you i want you i want you i want you
DO FA
i want you i want you i want you i want you
DO FA
i want you i want you i want you i want you
DO FA
i want you i want you i want you i want you
DO
i want you
yeah
were warmin up were warmin up
(tuning: standard)
(intro - play this 4X)
G------------------------5-5-----5-5--|
D-------5-5-----5-5-------------------|
A--------------------3-3-----3-3------|
E---3-3-----3-3-----------------------|
G-----------------------5-5-----5-5--|
D------7-7-----7-7-------------------|
A-------------------3-3-----3-3------|
E---5-5----5-5-----------------------|
(verse 1)
(M)
SOL DO LA RE
wearin flash pants and her streetwalker shooooes
SOL DO LA RE
walkin downtown with a pocket full of booze
(N)
SOL DO LA RE
shes the one who wants so much
SOL DO LA RE
shes the one you can you can never touch
(chorus)
SOL DO LA DO
here comes annalee
SOL DO LA DO
annalee yeaaahh here comes annalee
(play 2X)
G------------------------5-5-----5-5--|
D-------5-5-----5-5-------------------|
A--------------------3-3-----3-3------|
E---3-3-----3-3-----------------------|
G-----------------------5-5-----5-5--|
D------7-7-----7-7-------------------|
A-------------------3-3-----3-3------|
E---5-5----5-5-----------------------|
(verse 2)
(M)
SOL DO LA RE
standin on the corner you see her cuttin a deal
SOL DO LA RE
windows rolled down you cant believe shes for real
(N)
SOL DO LA RE
shes the one it aint no joke
SOL DO LA RE
shes got lips lips just like cherry coke
(chorus)
SOL DO LA DO
here comes annalee
SOL DO LA DO
annalee yeaaahh here comes annalee
SOL DO LA DO
annalee yeaaahh here comes annalee
SOL DO LA DO
annalee yeaaahh annalee yeaaahh
SOL DO LA DO SI SOL
annalee yeaaahh
(intro)
LA
ive got my mind set
(verse 1)
LA RE RE LA
gotta a new job at a radio station but that wont help you at all
LA RE RE LA
40,000 watts of maximum rock but that wont help you at all
SI RE LA RE
you think youve got everything but ive got news for you
(chorus)
LA RE
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA RE
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA RE SI LA
youre gonna beeeeeee the one whose soooooorry
(verse 2)
LA RE
you got a new girlfriend a bitchin new girlfriend
RE LA
but she wont help you at all
LA RE
Said i'd fight with the scene shes a local rock queen
RE LA
but that wont help you at all
SI RE LA RE
you think that youve got it made but youve made one mistake
(chorus)
LA RE
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA RE
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA RE SI LA
youre gonna beeeeeee the one whose soooooorry
(bridge)
E^~ D C#
yeah
(verse 3)
A~
the theater group calls you a local celebrity
but that wont help you at all
youre such a big big deal you get in the club for free
but that wont help you at all
(M) (N)
SI RE LA RE
you think youve got everything but ive got news for you
(chorus)
LA RE
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA RE
youre gonna be the one whose sorry yeah
LA RE
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA RE
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA RE SI LA
youre gonna beeeeeee the one whose soooooorry
(intro)
RE LA SI FA# SOL
RE LA SI FA# SOL
ahhh
(verse 1)
i i dont kill and i dont murder or manufacture atomic weapons
FA# SOL
and i dont eat meat and i dont eat vegetables no no no
(chorus)
RE LA SI FA# SOL
cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets
RE LA SI FA# SOL
yeah i only eat candy my friend oh oh oh i i only eat candy
(play this 4X)
DO DO SI DO SI LA LA SOL LA SI
(verse 2)
and i i dont believe no i dont believe in your corny old jesus
FA# SOL
and i dont worship satan no not like charlie and steve no no no
(chorus)
RE LA SI FA# SOL
cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets
RE LA SI FA# SOL
yeah i only eat candy my friend yeah i i only eat candy yeah
(play this 4X)
DO DO SI DO SI LA LA SOL LA SI
im angry
(bridge)
RE LA SI FA# RE LA SI FA#
ylno tae ydnac ylno tae steews ylno tae ydnac ylno tae ydnac
SOL
ahhhhhhhhhh
(chorus)
RE LA SI FA# SOL
cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets
RE LA SI FA# SOL
yeah i only eat candy my godd friend oh i i only eat candy yeah
(play this 4X)
DO DO SI DO SI LA LA SOL LA SI
DO
the longest line
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