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DO FA
Woke up this morning, put on my slippers
DO SOL
Walked in the kitchen and died
DO FA
And oh, what a feelin' when my soul went through the ceiling
SOL DO
And on up into heaven I did rise
FA DO
When I got there they did say John it happened this a-way
SOL
You slipped upon the floor and hit your head
DO FA DO
And all the angels say just before you passed away
SOL DO
These were the very last words that you said
FA DO
Please don't bury me down in the cold, cold ground
SOL
No, I druther have them cut me up and pass me all around
DO FA DO
Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes
FA DO SOL DO
And the deaf can take both my ears if they don't mind the size
Give my stomache to Milwaukee if they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box, just get them out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms, look out, I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junk man and give my love to rose
CHORUS & INSTRUMENTAL VERSE
Give my feet to the footloose, careless, fancy free
Give my knees to the needy, don't pull that stuff on me
Hand me down my walkin' cane it's a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south, and kiss my ass goodbye
CHORUS
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