This Tab doesn’t have the change of key in the middle of the song, cos it jus
confuses the hell outa me! And it sounds nicer this way wen u play it in the pub.
Chord Formations:
RE x00232
FA#m7 xxx222
RE7 x00212
SOL 320003
LA 002220
LAm 002210
Verse 1:
RE
Was the Richard Geire gerbil story true?
FA#m7
Who came third in world war two?
RE7 SOL
Did Sooty sleep with Sue?
RE
These things I think about,
LA
When I’m out,
LA
With you,
Verse 2:
RE
What are the holes in biros for?
FA#m7
Which ones which in the Corrs?
RE7 SOL
Did Geoff Hurst really score?
RE
‘Cos frankly your abore,
LA
And I’m not
Chorus
FA SOL
And when its leaving season,
DO LAm
Ure the second on the bench,
FA SOL
And if you won’t leave me honey,
DO LAm
I’ll find someone who will,
DO
I tried love,
FA
And I’m sorry,
DO
I tried love
Verse 3:
RE
Does God ever get it wrong?
FA#m7
Where has Gary Barlow gone?
RE7 SOL
Why is Christmas day so long?
RE
It just goes on and on,
LA
And on,
LA
Like you.
Chorus x2 (second time don’t sing till ‘I tried Love’)
Verse 4:
RE
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
FA#m7
Do you reckon Adam fancied Eve?
RE7 SOL
What if Eve could not conceive?
RE
He’d have to breed with steve,
LA
We’d all be gay
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