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Intro
DOM7 RE9
So many presents. So little time.
Verse:
DOM7 MI9 FA9 RE9
Santa won?t be coming by my house this year,
(NC) CM7 E9 F9 D9
Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.
DOM7 MI9 FA9
O Momma made it perfectly clear,
RE9 DOM7 MI9 RE9
Santa don?t like bad boys.
(NC)
Especially Jewish ones!
Verse 2:
DOM7 MI9 FA9 RE9
Ginopconop(lol?) and Lego blocks are what I desire.
DOM7 MI9 FA9 RE9
So why did I have to set the pizza guys hair on fire?
DOM7 MI9 FA9 RE9 DOm7 MI9 RE9
I told him I was sorry?. I?m a liar so no toys for me.
(NC)
I don?t? deserve them!
Bridge:
DOM7 REsus
I couldn?t wait for a Big wheel as the holidays neared,
MIm REsus/LA DOsus/SOL
But then I told Grandma that she had a beard.
(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords)
Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can?t I be good-
It?s a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life when I met
someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close
to them. Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.
So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is?. because I love you.
Verse 3:
DOM7 MI9 FA9 RE9
Rockum Sockum Robots is what I was hoping for,
DOM7 MI9 FA9 RE9
And then I made a death threat to Vice-President Gore.
DOM7 MI9 FA9
Oh Santa won?t be knocking on my door
RE9 DOM7 MI9 RE9
He?s a big fat whore
(NC)
What made me say that?
Verse 4:
DOM7 REsus
Shoots and ladders would be so good indeed,
MIm REsus/LA DOsus/RE
So why did I have to sell that cop a bag of weed.
DOM7 REsus
So Santa please give me my easy bake oven,
MIm REsus/LA DOsus/SOL
I swear I thought Billy goats were made for lovin?
DOM7 MI9 FA9 RE9
So Santa won?t you accept my apology,
DOM7 MI9 FA9 RE9
Santa can?t you see I?m Begging you please,
DOM7 MI9 FA9
Oh Santa next year I?ll do you right?.
RE9 DOM7
Live from New York it?s Saturday Night?
Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings
are under the chords.
NC=No chord
DOM7 x35453
x13241
RE9 x54555
x21333
MI9 x76777
x21333
FA9 x87888
x21333
REsus x57755
x13411
Eminor: x79987
x13241
REsus/LA 557755
113411
DOsus/SOL 335533
113411
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