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LA RE LA RE
You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot
LA RE MI
And all my conversations are being recorded
LA RE LA RE
And you don't mind that all my pants are way too short on me
LA RE MI
And I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago Ha-Ha-Ha
LA RE LA RE
And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road
LA RE MI
Then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player
LA RE LA RE
And you don't have a problem with when I follow people I never met before
LA RE MI
And force them to look at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tatooed on my back
It's very pretty baby
LA RE
Well you must've been sent from above
LA RE
You're all that I can think of
LA MI
You're just as psychotic as me
LA
My crazy love
LA RE LA RE
Well it never ever bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed everynight
LA RE MI
And I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep
Blah bloo blah bloo bloo Thank You
LA RE LA RE
And you don't make fun of me cause I still make out with my stepfather
LA RE MI
And I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years
I believe you sugar pie
LA RE
'Cause our love is right on track
LA RE
I'm yours You're mine it's fact
LA MI
Don't forget to take your Prozac
LA
My crazy love
RE MI
Yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there
RE MI
Three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear
I didn't care
LA RE LA RE
Babe I know I never had a job 'Cause I'm afraid to talk to people
LA RE MI
'Cause I know that they're all robots who are seeking information
They can't fool you sweetheart
LA RE LA RE
And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin Chester's house to the ground
LA RE MI
But you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when they came and questioned you
I ain't no fink dollface
LA RE
'Cause we know that it's true
LA RE
Only I could love you
LA MI
We both eat with our hands
LA
My crazy love
RE LA
My crazy, crazy love
Spoken:
RE LA
Oh I wish everyone was dead except for you, baby
RE
Oh I feel the same way
MI
Would you throw some macaroni on me
Oh yeah, sure here you go
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