[Notes]
* Vocals on the bridge by Fat Mike.
* (pm) = palm-muted
Intro
DO SIb FA DO x 2
(enter drums)
DO SIb FA DO x 2
[Verse]:
DO FA SOL
Don't you see that people will like you for who you
DO FA SOL
are Cause life is like a sitcom, a senior prom
RE FA
And I'm okay and you're okay, grade A, ten-four
DO RE FA
Roger, over and out, listen up, check it out
Chorus
DO FA DO SOL DO SOL
There's something ugly inside of you, inside of you
DO FA DO SOL DO SOL
There's a big empty hole inside of you, inside of you
FA DO SOL DO SOL
There's something creepy crawling on your brain
FA SOL
There's something in you, it's red white and blue inside of you
DO SIb FA DO x4
[Verse]:
As long as you don't have lots of zits or small tits
Or crooked teeth then you won't be a freak, a wildebeaste
And people won't tape signs on to your back or beat the crap
Out of you or ignore your sorry ass, see
Chorus
There's something vapid inside of you, inside of you
There's a sweet little robot inside of you, inside of you
So take off that silly moustache
Don't be a baby -- there's a Pete Brady inside of you
[C A# F C] x4 (with "Inside of you"s)
Next, play a palm-muted C for about four bars. (This is the "Boy, I really
learned a lot today" part.)
[Bridge]:
DO SIb FA DO
One: You act your age
SIb FA DO
Two: You don't try to be something you're not
SIb FA DO
Three: You find out in advance
A#(pm)
What restaurant your mom and dad are going to
DO
And go someplace else
[C A# F C] x3 (with "Go someplace else"s)
DO SIb DO
Lead riff -- played intermittently throughout, usually after the chorus
(keyboard transcribed for guitar)
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B---13-------13-------13-------13-------13--|
G-------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------|
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