Intro
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I remember the year I went to camp
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heard about some lady named Selma and some blacks
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somebody put their fingers in the president's ears
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and it wasn't too much later they came out with Johnson's Wax
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I remember the book repository
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where they crowned the king of Cuba
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That's all I can think of but I'm sure there's something else
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way down inside me I can feel it coming back
Chorus
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Purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down
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(purple toupee when summer brings you down)
purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around
(purple toupee and gold lame)
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Chinese people were fighting in the park
we tried to help them fight no one appreciated that
Martin X was mad when they outlawed bell bottoms
ten years later they were sharing the same cell
I shouted "Free the Expo '67"
till they stepped on my hair and they told me I was fat
Now I'm very big I'm a big important man
and the only thing that's different is underneath my hat
(Chorus)
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Purple toupee is here to stay
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after the hair has gone away
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the purple brigade is marching from the grave
SIb
We're on some kind of mission
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we have an obligation
MIb
we have to wear toupees
SOL
[Here's some alternate chords that may be a bit easier... or perhaps not. :)
In any case, capo up 2]
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SIb FA SOL DO
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SIb FA DO FA
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FA - SIb FA
SIb FA DO RE
Chorus
SOL DO RE SI MIm LA
RE SOL LA RE
MIm LA RE SI
MIm LA RE DO
SOL - LA - RE
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