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(G) Laugh when he jokes (D)
slap him (Am) when he chokes (Em)
Its time (C) to give (G) up the smokes (D)..(C)
Laugh when he cries, dont wipe his eyes
Take the wine from the swine
And remind him of his crimes.
Oh in another world , yeah he could wear a dress
Oh in another world , yeah he could wear a dress
Imagine his suprise when he opened his eyes
And I ran the lawnmower over his thighs
Imagine the disturbance , At the time of the ocuurance
When his life became a burden we laughed at his cries
Oh etc
Oh etc
Welcome to the cheap seats welcome to the cheap seats...
This rythm figure works for all verses and the chorus. The violins
In the background initially play.
e-------------------------------
B--------------------3-3-3------ REPEAT 3 TIMES.
G---0-2-4----0-2-4--------------
h h h h
e-------------------------------
B---3-1-0----3-1-0-------------- REPEAT 3 TIMES.
G--------------------2-0-2------
p p p p
The other bits the violins play are'nt difficult to work out.
The song sounds great if you give it a good thrashing. If youve never heard
the song the timing goes something like.
e--3---333----2---222---0---000------------
B--3---333----3---333---1---111------------
G--0---000----2---222---2---222------------
D--0---000----0---000---2---222------------
A--2---222--------------0---000------------
Laugh when he jokes slap him when ...etc
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