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LA RE MI
MAYBE YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE PACKARD
DO#m SI
GOOSE
LA RE
OR THE RONALD MCDONALD OF THE
MI DO#m SI
NOUVEAU-ABSTRUSE
LA RE MI
WELL FUCK ALL THEM PEOPLE, I DON'T NEED
LA SOL RE MI
NO EXCUSE FOR BEING WHAT I AM
DO#M SI
DO YOU HEAR ME, THEM?
LA RE
ALL THEM ROCK 'N' ROLL WRITERS IS THE
MI LA SI
WORST KIND OF SLEEZE
LA RE
SELLING PUNK LIKE SOME NEW KIND OF
MI LA SI
ENGLISH DISEASE
LA RE
IS THAT THEM WAVE OF THE FUTURE
SOL RE MI
AW, SPARE ME PLEASE
C#m B (CHORD SET 1)
OH NO YOU GOTTA GO
DO#m SI
WHO DO YOU WRITE FOR,I WANNA KNOW
LA SI DO#m
I BELIEVE YOU IS THE GOVERNMENT'S
WHORE
FA#
AND KEEPING PEOPLES DUMB IS WHERE
LA
YOU'RE COMING FROM
(TWICE)
LA RE MI
FUCK ALL THEM WRITER WITH THE PEN IN
DO#m SI
THEIR HAND
LA RE MI
I WILL BE MORE SPECIFIC SO THEY MIGHT
DO#m SI
UNDERSTAND
LA RE
THEY CAN ALL KISS MY ASS
MI LA
BUT BECAUSE IT'S SO GRAND
SOL RE MI
THEY BEST JUST STAY AWAY, HEY, HEY,
HEY.
(CHORD SET 1)
HEY JOE WHO DID YOU BLOW?
MOE PUSHED THE BUTTON BOY
AND YOU WENT TO THE SHOW
BETTER SUCK A LITTLE HARDER OR THE
SHEKELS WONT FLOW
AND I DON'T MEAN YOU THUMB
SO ON YOUR KNEES YOU BUM
JUST TELL YOURSELF IT'S YUM
AND SUCK IT TILL ITS NUMB
FA#
JOURNALISM'S KINDA SCARY
LA
AND OF IT WE SHOULD BE WARY
FA#
WONDER WHAT BECAME OF MARY?
A etc. . .
HI! IT'S ME. THE GIRL FROM THE BUS
REMEMBER THE LAST TOUR, WELL
INFORMATION IS NOT KNOWLEDGE
WISDOM IS NOT TRUTH
TRUTH IS NOT BEAUTY
BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE
LOVE IS NOT MUSIC
MUSIC IS THE BEST
WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ
WHICH IS EXTINCT
BEAUTY IS A FRENCH PHONETIC
CORRUPTION
OF A SHORT CLOTH NECK ORNAMENT
CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE
LA RE MI
IF YOUR IN THE AUDIENCE AND LIKE WHAT
DO#m SI
WE DO
LA RE
WELL WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE
MI DO#m SI
LIKE YOU ALL TOO
LA RE MI
BUT AS FOR THE SUCKER WHO WILL WRITE
DO#m
THE REVIEW
E C#m A B etc, etc...
IF HIS MIND IS PREHENSILE
HE'LL PUT DOWN HIS PENCIL
AND HAVE HIMSELF A SQUAT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
SIT AND SPIN UNTIL YOU ROT
ON THE COMIC UTENSIL
HE REALLY NEEDS TO SQUAT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
NOW THAT I GOT THAT OVER WITH
ILL JUST PLAY MY IMAGINARY GUITAR
AGAIN
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